Today’s miserable clown-face is sponsored by Hall & Oates.

Today’s miserable clown-face is sponsored by Hall & Oates.

@1 day ago with 3 notes
No makeup day today, giving my oily-as-hell skin a much-needed rest. Apparently your skin EATS whatever product is on it. Scary, because I use lots of powder in vain attempts to control how shiny my face gets :p

No makeup day today, giving my oily-as-hell skin a much-needed rest. Apparently your skin EATS whatever product is on it. Scary, because I use lots of powder in vain attempts to control how shiny my face gets :p

@5 days ago with 1 note
@2 weeks ago with 2 notes
If these 4 combined don’t fix the misery I’ve put my hair through today, I’m shaving my head.

If these 4 combined don’t fix the misery I’ve put my hair through today, I’m shaving my head.

@1 month ago with 1 note
Dese guys, dese guys.

Dese guys, dese guys.

@1 month ago
This would be so much nicer if I used a banana rather than the apple.
1 whole broccoli plant the size of my head, 2 scoops yoghurt, 1 apple, 1/2 cup of oats.
It’s alright though.

This would be so much nicer if I used a banana rather than the apple.
1 whole broccoli plant the size of my head, 2 scoops yoghurt, 1 apple, 1/2 cup of oats.
It’s alright though.

@1 month ago with 1 note
I am one healthy son of a gun. Broccoli, spinach, oats and a banana. Get in my belly you delicious minx

I am one healthy son of a gun. Broccoli, spinach, oats and a banana. Get in my belly you delicious minx

@1 month ago with 1 note
Cray

Cray

@1 month ago
@2 days ago
@1 week ago with 1 note
Crackers

Crackers

@1 month ago with 2 notes
Fading out hair for a new colour is a boring, tedious and visually-unappealing job.

Fading out hair for a new colour is a boring, tedious and visually-unappealing job.

@1 month ago with 1 note
When I smile the sides of my mouth go all like “No, what are you doing? Stay miserable-looking! I’m not allowing this!”

When I smile the sides of my mouth go all like “No, what are you doing? Stay miserable-looking! I’m not allowing this!”

@1 month ago with 3 notes
Oh Itty Bitty Boo, If only I could be, As so sweet as you

Oh Itty Bitty Boo, If only I could be, As so sweet as you

@1 month ago with 2 notes
I’m being ‘that guy’. Resetting all my perk trees repeatedly from 100 so I can keep levelling up and eventually have every perk for everything :p

I’m being ‘that guy’. Resetting all my perk trees repeatedly from 100 so I can keep levelling up and eventually have every perk for everything :p

@1 month ago